Being a teenager comes with...
10knotes: Eating everything in sight Being randomly horny Being bored as shit in the middle of the day Being addicted to the internet Not doing your homework till the last possible minute, then stressing about it And just plain not giving a damn about a lot of things…
That moment when I'm listening to music with my...
funniest-shit: Outside I’m like: Inside I’m like:
The reason why I look so bad in my school...
funniest-shit: The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.
Expectations and Reality.
the-absolute-funniest: Trying to lick your lips. Expecation Reality Giving your crush a sexy look: Expecation Reality Walking through a club: Expectation Reality When you run into your ex: Expectation Reality Dancing: Expectation Reality
- Mom I'm going out
funniest-shit: - With your friends? - No mom, With pikachu - WHO IS PIKACHU? - IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND?
fuckyeahndasian: That sheep is crying underneath that mask…
When you see your ex with someone who isn't even...
Tickling and surprising your pet,
funniest-shit: Expectations: Reality:
Did I reblog that already?
funniest-shit: Screw it, I’ll reblog it again.
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
The awkward moment when
funniest-shit: backgroundnoiz: you see a guy with a sexy back: And you’re like: But then they turn around and actually look like: So on the inside you feel all: Then you try to GTFO as fast as possible: Submitted by backgroundnoiz
What would I do if I see my idol on the street?
First reaction: Second reaction: So I would raise the floor and run up it like this: And hug him like this: And finally when nobody would be looking:
I still use my fingers to count in math
When you're in class and someone asks you for a...
Don't you hate it when your parent's friends come...
funniest-shit: Both parents think you two will be all: But all you want is to be on tumblr like: So you tell them you’ll be right back, and you run to your room like: Then you come back, and you repeat this throughout the time they are at your house. UNLESS the person is hot. Then you’re just like: Made by funniest-shit
When a person I dislike hugs me:
That awkward moment when you're playing hide and...
funniest-shit: “READY OR NOT HERE I COME!”
So here's how my math class works
What we learn in class: 1 + 1 Homework: -55x + 47x Test: 39048240x^2(3454x + 84) + 8343x(x - 454)(354 - x)
If a camera lens is a circle, why are the pictures...
When someone breaks something of yours.
belieberclique: Outside: Inside:
Watching someone eat that last piece of cake you...
shutyourface09: I hope you choke on it, you selfish pig.
That awkward moment when you're singing alone and...
Can you get off the computer for five minut-
When I see stupid statuses on Facebook, and try my...
When someone calls your name
wherethedopethingsare: Expectation Reality
when a sex scene goes on tv and your parents are...
funniest-shit: And you don’t know whether you should be like POKERFACE: OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this: Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything: Looking confused and quickly leaving the room: Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested: Looking at everything but the screen: Acting as if nothing is wrong: …Or you’re simply like...
when people say "What the point of Tumblr?"
Most girls are starving themselves just to be...
tnugget: Morning: Lunch: Dinner: Midnight Snack: And every minute in between:
"You're in BIG TROUBLE."
When I was a kid: Now:
That awkward moment when someone likes your photo...
What are you doing back there?
would-you-sex-me-if-i: when girls have the worst profile picture like: & everyone’s like *OMG hot, i love ur smile there* & I’m all like: bitch you can’t even SEE her damn smile.